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Mental Midget Golf
APPAREL FOR THE BEAUTIFULLY BROKEN GOLFER
Golf is the greatest game ever invented...
It also has the unique ability to make a grown adult question every life decision by the third hole.
Welcome home.
You Are In The Right Place
THE CLUB FOR GOLFERS WHO GET IT.
The ones who care deeply, laugh eventually, and always find a reason to come back next weekend.
YOU'RE NOT A BAD GOLFER.
You've hit a perfect drive... then chunked a wedge.
You've made birdie... then doubled the next hole.
You've promised yourself you were done buying golf gear... right before ordering another driver.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'RE ONE OF US. WELCOME TO MENTAL MIDGET GOLF.
The Rotation
OUR FAVORITES
Preview pieces for the golfer whose scorecard has seen some things.
The story
MENTAL MIDGET GOLF STARTED WITH ONE SIMPLE REALIZATION:
GOLF IS 90% MENTAL.
The other 10% is trying to remember where your ball went.
Somewhere along the way, golf apparel became too serious. Too corporate. Too polished.
Meanwhile, the average golfer is fighting a slice, talking to their golf ball, making side bets, buying another driver, and convincing themselves this is finally the year.
That's us.
Mental Midget Golf isn't about perfect swings. It's about loving this stupid game enough to keep coming back. Again. And again. And again.
Wear it proudly. Laugh at yourself. Play harder.
The mental game
THE THINGS WE ALL THINK (AND WANT ON A SHIRT)
"Did That Putt Just... Break Up The Hill"
"Are You A Mental Midget... I Am"
"This Time... I've Got It Figured Out"
"I'm Going To Wait... For The Green To Clear"
"Don't Worry... It Opens Up Over There"
"Don't Go Left Don't Go Left... Fore Left"
"My B Player... Is A Scratch Golfer"
"Don't Go Right Don't Go Right... Fore Right"
"Do You Think The... Cart Girl Saw That"
"Bite Sit Spin... Damn"
"Seriously... Nice Bogey"
"Way Better... On The Range"
"...One In A Row"
We've All Been There
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE EXCUSE?
Every round has one. The one you told your playing partners. The one you told yourself. Write it down. Own it. You're among friends.
JOIN THE MENTAL MIDGETS
THOUSANDS OF GOLFERS. ONE SHARED MINDSET.
You know the feeling. The first tee optimism. The one shot that keeps you coming back. The group text before the next round. There is room for all of it here.
THE UNOFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS
01Early releases
02Limited drops
03Exclusive apparel
04Tournament invites
05Member-only discounts
NO PERFECT SWING REQUIRED.
Just bring your love for the game and a story or two.