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GUYS’ TRIPS
The annual pilgrimage where handicaps mysteriously improve before the trip and deteriorate rapidly thereafter.
Custom Orders
YOUR EVENT HAS A STORY. GIVE IT A UNIFORM.
You’ve spent months planning the trip. The tee times are booked. The house is rented. The bets are getting stupid. Now let’s make sure everyone looks the part.
This Isn’t Just A Shirt
IT’S THE SHIRT EVERYONE REMEMBERS.
The polo from the Ryder Cup comeback. The hat from the bachelor weekend. The hoodie everyone wore to the 19th hole.
The ridiculous excuse that somehow became the unofficial uniform of the trip.
At Mental Midget Golf, we make custom apparel that belongs to your group—not something everyone stuffs into the bottom of a drawer when the weekend is over.
YOU BRING THE STORY. WE’LL BRING THE DESIGN.
What Are You Celebrating?
MAKE IT YOURS.
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GAL TRIPS
Because the girls know how to have just as much fun—and usually take significantly better pictures.
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BACHELOR PARTIES
One last weekend of freedom. Or at least one last weekend where nobody has to explain the receipts.
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BACHELORETTE PARTIES
Golf, sunshine, questionable decisions, and apparel that deserves its own photo dump.
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TOURNAMENT TEAMS
Team colors. Custom logos. Bragging rights. Make sure the losers have something memorable to wear home.
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GROUP EVENTS
Member-guests, tournaments, charity events, leagues, corporate outings, reunions, and whatever else you organized around a tee time.
Your Idea. Our Design Team.
BRING US THE IDEA. WE’LL HELP MAKE IT AWESOME.
You don’t have to be a designer. Tell us the name of the trip, who’s going, the inside jokes, the colors, and who absolutely cannot be trusted with a golf cart. Our in-house design team will turn the chaos into a custom design your group will actually want to wear.
- Custom graphics
- Logos
- Team designs
- Event names
- Nicknames
- Inside jokes
- Custom colorways
- Front, back, sleeve, and hat designs
- Coordinating apparel
- Multiple designs for teams or groups
YOU BRING THE STORY. WE’LL BRING THE DESIGN.
From Idea To Tee Box
HOW IT WORKS.
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TELL US THE STORY
Give us the basics: who’s going, what’s the event, where are you playing, and what’s the vibe?
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WE BUILD THE CONCEPT
Our design team takes your ideas and turns them into a custom MMG concept.
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DIAL IT IN
We’ll work with you on colors, graphics, apparel, sizing, quantities, and placement until it’s right.
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SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE A TEAM
Your custom gear arrives ready for the trip. Now all that’s left is to make memories.
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TRY NOT TO LOSE
This step is completely outside our control.
Built For The Whole Crew
ONE GROUP. ONE LOOK.
Build a complete event collection instead of settling for one generic shirt. Coordinate polos, hats, outerwear, towels, and accessories so the entire crew looks like they planned this. Even if they absolutely did not.
Polos
Hats
Hoodies
Performance shirts
Jackets
Vests
Towels
Accessories
The Details Matter
WE HANDLE THE DETAILS.
QUALITY APPAREL
We don’t believe “custom” should mean cheap.
CUSTOM DESIGN
Your event gets a design created specifically for your group.
MULTIPLE PRODUCTS
Build a coordinated collection across polos, hats, hoodies, outerwear, and accessories.
GROUP SIZING
We’ll help organize sizes and quantities so ordering doesn’t become another group project.
DESIGN SUPPORT
Work directly with our in-house design team throughout the process.
BULK PRICING
The more you order, the better we can make the numbers work.
MAKE YOUR TRIP LEGENDARY.
The golf will be forgotten. The scorecards will disappear. Someone will insist they were robbed by the greens. But the photos? Those stick around. Make sure you’re wearing something worth remembering.
No commitment. No obligation. Just tell us what you’re planning.
Start Your Order
LET’S MAKE SOMETHING.
Share the basics and we’ll help turn your crew’s best bad idea into apparel.